Single ClooneyClone From Cobourg - Online Dating Site Free of Charge

My self-description

Recently separated from a 13 year relationship, mostly married in that relationship, coming up on 2 years apart and committed to being the entire time.
Faithful, honest, and true our entire relationship, I just had to finally bite the bullet, and be the one to leave, for the reason of having two children, in a non toxic, yet divided partnership, where there was no longer and visual, verbal communication, or physical good nor bad interaction in front of our kids, that I felt could impact our kids future relationships with partners and potentially falling into the notion, it's perfectly normal to live like that, and miss out on being with someone because they're happy, not just content or comfortable for the sake of causing trauma be a kid of divorce.
And secondly, my wife, is still young, very attractive, and an amazing individual, and deserves to feel loved, desired, and desire someone back.
But almost 2 years single for me, no dating, no hook ups, no trying, I'm remembering I'm getting older, but getting better looking with age, and technically born again virgin of almost 9 years of complete abstinence, not by choice, but by remaining Faithful to my deprived broken marriages vows, and complete respect to my ex wife, and to myself, well respect for myself, and the fact that going that long without even the whiff of what mixed muggy pheromones smells like, id only mortify myself, by completely disappointing a woman by not even getting past the sound of a zipper on their jeans being unhinged. (was hoping that might have came of funny, not a game changer)
I'd just like to rip the bandaid off, in the beginning of first 5 to 10 minutes, with being straight forward with one another, in a tasteful manner, in regards of feeling out who I'm really talking to, and not slowly drag things out, only to find there is no connection at all. Generally you get to really know a person on first impression, too many people out there like to ease in slowly to manipulate someone, for personal gain, like your financial worth, fake compassion just to rub pissers, then dip,
If we can't connect in 10 minutes here, I won't waste your time by waiting my own

Who I am looking for

Just a spark of interest, not enough to catch the world on fire, or even set off any fireworks, but just enough spark to want to flick that lighter again, because maybe, just maybe, there was a little glimmer of something there worth lighting a candle for.

What is important to me

Being yourself no matter what or who might be present, if you're just yourself in the beginning, of meeting, and jive right away, then down the road you changed and don't like who you've become, or that other someone says you've changed, and they don't like it, then you know they're the one who needs to take the *** hike, they're the one who's caused you to no longer be yourself, because they weren't honest from the get, they slowly try to change and fix something that was never broke to begin with.
Also don't be like my ex wife and just fart in a mannered way in the beginning, just get it over with,
In the 13 years ith my ex wife I never heard her fart, and neither have our kids, and I realized after 5 years I never heard 1 sqeek, so the next 8 years I was terrified, absolutely terrified that if I heard one from her, it would shock me so severely, I would never recover, it would probably be right up there with that feeling you get after they just cheated on you, with one of their own identical twin, you don't know if you should fly into a rage pack your things and go, or pretend you're pretty mad in turn hoping they try and convince you to join in, and you secretly only doing it cause his brother got more dragging then you hubby has hanging

That makes me hot

Turn on, 's
shorter thicker girl, with big round bum

A ***, experienced a few times and is an incredible turn on

Never had done to me, my own fault for never asking, but when a girls down on me, mid hard, flopping my pig against her cheek, lips or tongue, I really don't know why that turns me on, but it's a trigger

Turn offs,

Sloppy drunks, everytime they drink. No problem if it happens hear and there, it's a part of the moment getting from ya.

Being two faced, talk harshly about anyone, regardless if it's 100 percent facts, but turn around when in their presence, or via phone call, and not say the same thing to them given the opportunity, is not a turn off, but a coward and doesn't deserve to be in my presence.

Any human being that has children, and their outside family, friends, boyfriend/girlfriend are given more priority, garbage

If I'm first-time meeting a girl and she has kids from previous relationship/s, absolutely not even a though or judgement passed from me on that, but if her kids are bad little fuckers, treat you bad, your company bad, and follow no rules, I'm out. I'm not there to raise anybody kids, not saying I don't want to be involved with a ready made family, just not interested in having my heart broke cause I'm really into a lady that I adore when we're together, and when we're apart would make me rub one out thinking about her until I can just see her again, only to know it's illegal to smack any kid to shock them back to respect and structure, don't care how nice and fat your ass is lol

Women from Cobourg wanted for

Dating & relationship
Flirt & adventures

Music

Pop / rock, rap, country, heavy metal, r&b / soul, alternative, crossover, Grunge, Delta/Southern Blues,

Interests & Hobbies

Do nothing and relax, listen music, cook food

Sports

Darts

Favorite books

No question, reading educates, but I do not want to disclose the books I prefer in a free dating site.

Favorite movies

If it's that important you want to know right away, for common interest to start a conversation, then save you and both the time and space in my inbox

Favorite TV shows

To be discussed at a further date

Where to meet me in Cobourg

Around my kids, weather it be, Christmas morning watching them explode with pure innocence, or just being in the same room with them, staring at the back of their heads, as they profusely watch lazy 35 year old boys in their parents basement, legitimately loving the *** out of childlish ***, calling themselves Positive Influencers,
All the same to me, because any place that we are together, is a place I know they're safer than a toad in God's pocket.

Education

High school, College

Profession

Maintenance / buildings & grounds

Languages

English

Ethnicity

White / Caucasian

Smoking

Smoker